WHY

DOES THE TRASH BAG ALWAYS RUN A HUGE RIP WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO HURRY TO CLEAN UP YOUR HOUSE?
ARE THE SHOES YOU TRIP OVER NOT YOUR OWN AND THE ONES YOUR SPOUSE STUMBLES ON ALWAYS YOURS ?
IS THE CUPBOARD ALWAYS OPEN JUST SO THE CORNER CAN CRACK YOU IN THE HEAD?
IS YOUR HEAD FOLDED ENOUGH TO FIT UNDER THE CUPBOARD TOOOO CRACK YOUR HEAD?
DOES THE CAT PUKE WHEN YOU ARE LATE FOR WORK?
DON’T MEN KNOW THE MEANING OF “RIGHT NOW” UNLESS IT IS IN REFERENCE TO A TV SHOW, SPORTING OR BEST BUY SALES EVENT?
IS IT HARDER TO PUT A DISH IN THE DISHWASHER THAN IT IS TO PUT IT IN THE SINK?
DOES THE NEIGHBOR DOG ALWAYS KNOW WHAT TIME YOU GO TO SLEEP EVEN IF YOU SWITCH THE TIME DAILY?
CAN’T YOU FIND THAT BRIGHT RED PUSH PIN UNTIL YOU ARE BAREFOOT RUNNING THROUGH THE HOUSE?
DOES A KID HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM WHEN YOU ARE AT THE GRIMY CHEVRON IN BLISS INSTEAD OF THE CLEAN REST AREA OUTSIDE OF MOUNTAIN HOME?
DO” EARLY TO BED EARLY TO RISE “PEOPLE FEEL SUPERIOR TO THOSE WHO ARE NIGHT OWLS AND SLEEP LATER.. POMPOUS EVEN?
CAN’T YOUR HUSBAND HEAR A DAMN THING YOU SAY WHEN YOU ARE RIGHT IN THE ROOM BUT IF YOU ARE DISCUSSING SOMETHING HE DOESN’T LIKE 3 ROOMS AWAY HE CAN HEAR IT AS PLAIN AS DAY?
DOES THE LAWN MOWER RUN OUT OF GAS ON YOUR SECOND TO LAST STRIP OF GRASS?
WHY ISN’T THERE ANY MORE GAS IN THE GAS CAN WHEN THE ABOVE OCCURS ?
DO YOUR CHILDREN ALWAYS INHERIT THE TRAIT FROM YOU THAT YOU SIMPLY HATE?
DO YOU HAVE THAT ONE TRAIT FROM YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU SIMPLY HATE?
WAS THERE EVER A PERSON WHO TRIED ROTTEN MILK AND DECIDED IT WOULD BE EDIBLE IN ANY FORM ie. Cheese, yogurt, cottage cheese or buttermilk?
WHY DO WE LOVE THESE ROTTEN MILK PRODUCTS STILLTODAY?
DO STUPID PEOPLE FEEL COMPELLED TO SPEAK?